Satirical coloring books, calendars, mugs & merch, and printed goods for those who know.

COLOR AWAY THE MADNESS

We all know them. The coworker who sends unhinged theories at 2 AM. The uncle who somehow steers every dinner toward a secret global syndicate. The friend who's sure the moon is just a projection. Stop arguing. Start coloring.

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COLORING BOOKS

Three books, one idea: put the phone down, pick a pencil up. Printed on paper thick enough for markers.

Sketchy Theories cover

Coloring Book 1

Sketchy Theories

The Flat Earth & Classic Conspiracy Theories Edition – Color Away the Madness

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World Leaders cover

Coloring Book 2

World Leaders

The Dictators & Global Elites Edition – Color Away the Madness

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Tech Bro Dreams cover

Upcoming — Coloring Book 3

Tech Bro Dreams

The Absurd Big Tech & Superrich Edition – Color Away the Madness

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A LOOK INSIDE

Four of the 16 illustrations from the Coloring Book Sketchy Theories. Each one is printed on one side only, with bold outlines and zero eye strain. The back is a plain grey page with a short text about the theory behind the picture.

Sketchy Theories sample coloring page
Sketchy Theories sample coloring page
Sketchy Theories sample coloring page
Sketchy Theories sample coloring page

44

Pages

16

Coloring Illustrations

100%

Foil hat free

18+

Made for adults

THE GOODS

Beyond the books. The same eye, the same dry humour — now on the wall, the desk and your chest. Rolling out one drop at a time.

Spiral-bound Goodnight Media calendar with the all-seeing-eye crest

Calendar

The All-Seeing Calendar

12 wall-sized months — one debunked myth per page, and space to actually write things down.

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Ceramic mug printed with the all-seeing-eye crest

Mug

The All-Seeing Mug

11 oz of calm. Hot coffee, cool head. Dishwasher-safe, opinion-free.

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White heavyweight t-shirt with the all-seeing-eye crest across the chest

T-Shirt

The All-Seeing Tee

Heavyweight cotton, bold front print. Wear the eye; let it do the talking.

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CASE FILE NO. 8

GOOD NIGHT,
REALITY.

Say it fast and "GoodN8" sounds a lot like "good night." That's on purpose. We make books and goods for people who'd rather tuck the chaos in and turn off the light than doom-scroll the news until 3am.

Michael Stark

CREATED BY MICHAEL STARK

Michael Stark owns three fire extinguishers, a paper map of every country he's ever set foot in, and absolutely no opinions on lizard people. He keeps a "GoodN8" kit by the door, just in case reality takes another wild turn.

His method is simple: when the headlines get loud, pick up a pencil and color something quiet. It won't fix the news. It will fix the next twenty minutes.

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QUESTIONS,
ANSWERED

Who are these books for?

Adults. The line work is bold, the subjects are grown-up, and nothing in here is designed to keep a six-year-old busy on a rainy afternoon.

How many pages do I get?

Sketchy Theories has 44 pages with 16 illustrations. Every illustration is printed on one side only, backed by a plain grey page with a short text, so you can tear a finished page out and put it on a wall without losing another illustration.

Pencils, markers or pens?

Any of the above. All artwork is printed on single-sided pages. Just slide a sheet of cardstock behind your page before you start shading.

How does it ship?

The books ship with standard Amazon delivery. While we can't control the cardboard box, we promise there are no hidden trackers, no secrets. Just pure, unadulterated color therapy.

Is this political?

Not at all. We just make books and goods for people who'd rather turn off the light than argue on the internet.

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